Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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