New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
third nipple confirmed
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i out mim tonsoeep
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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