She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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