It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I could fuck to npr.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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