NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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