I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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