You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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