Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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