For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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