brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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