come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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