she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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