she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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