susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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