He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I understand Curling. That high.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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