Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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