she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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