Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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