did you get engaged???
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Green mimosas i think yes
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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