smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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