Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I've blown a few things in my day
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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