so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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