R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize