I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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