we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Randomize
