how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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