Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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