Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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