no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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