so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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