just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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