Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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