Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
