maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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