Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Randomize
