The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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