This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm always down for nudity.
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