Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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