just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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