just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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