Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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