How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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