Little spoons don't ask big questions
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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