I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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