Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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