too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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