He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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