And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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