But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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