I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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