I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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