benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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