Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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