3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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