South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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